According to pollsters, I am part of an "aging demographic." But who isn't?

I'm not worried about getting older; I'm worried that as I age, I will become more and more like my parents. I am, after all, the result of a scientific experiment in which their DNA was commingled by a process too hideous for any child to contemplate.

In my youth, I overrode any inherited traits by applying judicious quantities of obnoxiousness, but lately I've noticed I'm spending a lot of ti ...

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