No One's Writing Songs About My Derriere
by Mimi Kopulos
We were at a party. My husband, laughing and talking with friends, was clueless that his homeland security rating was about to jump from green to red alert.
His golf buddy had just walked up to me and said, "I heard about what happened."
At first, I didn't know what he meant. Then he said, "You don't have a big butt."
From across the patio, my husband looked at me and smiled.
I shot him a look that said, "WARNING! WARNING! ...
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Posted by: Nelson
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Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:18 PM
Thanks for sharing! Looking forward to your future articles!
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Posted by: Denise Schrupp
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Mon Mar 17, 2008 1:55 PM
I wanted to comment on "Mr. Postman, is there a card for me?" I never laughed so hard!! Only because I too never send Christmas cards. I am thankful for those few faithful friends who understand that flaw in me.......as well as the Gap, my realtor, and my dentist who sent me cards this last season!!! Thanks so much!!
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Posted by: Margaret
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Thu Mar 13, 2008 11:01 AM
Great story, Mimi. If the song "Baby Got Back" didn't remind me of my awkward youth and uncomfortable skating parties, I'd consider it my theme song. I look forward to reading more!
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Posted by: Jerry Basinski
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 1:26 PM
Mimi, you know the next time I see you I will not be able to resist a sneak peek so as to make my own experienced evaluation of the area in question. Thereafter, I will render to you my evaluation, if you request it and promise me immunity from any personal harm to me by you or your husband.
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Posted by: Megan
Comment: #5
Wed Mar 12, 2008 4:38 PM
Love the story Mimi. It is always nice to recieve a direct insult from a stranger...I was once water ballooned by teenagers while driving around Loose Park. It was special.
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Posted by: Karen K
Comment: #6
Wed Mar 12, 2008 8:13 PM
Love it!
Our little Ashton even told mama today, daddy has a fat belly and mommy has a fat booty... Whatever.
Your best fan,
And greatest sister in law,
KK
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Posted by: Evan
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:32 AM
These stories make my day, I am glad you are back!
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Posted by: Evan
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Wed Mar 12, 2008 9:54 AM
I am so glad you are back! These stories make my day!
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