Welcome to your middle-age body! This is your owner's manual.

Delivery: You will note that your middle-age body arrived far earlier than you anticipated. No need to thank us. If you feel you have received this body in error, too bad.

New and Improved: Your middle-age body is more roomy and better cushioned than your old body. We've added padding to areas where it is most visible so that other people will be envious. And you know how teenage girls wear their pants really tight? W ...

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