If this column isn't as good as usual, don't blame me. I had a rotten childhood; my parents would not buy me any GI Joe action figures, so my Barbies had to sit home on prom night. Plus, I think I may have the flu — both the swine flu and the regular flu. I am also not that bright, and I have a lot on my mind — important stuff, like who is going to win "Top Chef" and "America's Next Top Model," and whether any of the participants of Dr. Drew's new "Sex Reh ...
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