Dear Margo® by Margo Howard

Dear Margo: I am a pre-law student who is intelligent, articulate, caring, outgoing and fun to be around. The problem is that I believe that because of some of my qualities, I am never asked out on dates ... or if I am, I get ditched by the second or third date. Guys that have liked me become less interested and never call back. A platonic male friend (10 years older and married) told me I have an intimidating personality because I am smart, attractive and know what I want from life. I don't understand how this could be a deterrent to so many guys. Am I expected to dumb myself down and give up my goals so I can fit into someone else's life better? I am not prepared to do this, but what can I do differently? — Rejected in the Midwest

Dear Rej: Girls and women who are good-looking, smart and know what they're about actually are man-magnets. (Don't ask me how I know this.) I think the only guys who feel intimidated by these qualities are nebbishes, and I can't imagine your school's male population is composed solely of the neb variety. By all means, do not dumb down; then you would be flying under false colors. Without being a fly on the wall when you're on a date, I have no way of knowing what it is that's going off the rails, but it has to be something. Is there a chance you're being too aggressive? Perhaps ask a close girlfriend if she has any ideas. The only blanket suggestion I can make is to be a good listener.

"They" find themselves endlessly fascinating, and it is commonplace for a man who has talked about himself all night to then tell a friend how really interesting his date was. There's also the possibility that you've been shopping in the wrong aisle.

Try giving a guy whom you might initially write off a chance. For what it's worth, I have found an inverse proportion between good looks and smarts. (Note to handsome guys: Don't bother writing to complain; there are exceptions.) — Margo, historically

 

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Dear Margo: I live with my boyfriend in a small studio apartment in Switzerland. We have a happy life together; he studies at the university and I just landed my first real job. My boyfriend is Swiss and has parents who are very involved in his life. This is fine with me, except when they want to come visit. They always insist on staying with us in our 400 square foot apartment, claiming it's cheaper for them. I find this ridiculous, as they are both retired teachers, and in Switzerland that means you are financially quite stable. Am I being unreasonable? How do I politely tell them that I don't want them cramming on top of me every time they want to visit their son? Keep in mind, this has to be translated to German. — Cramped in Zurich

Dear Cramp: I don't think you even have to worry about translating your request into Deutschen because I don't think you should be making the request. Your freund should be the one to step up to the plate and tell his parents that it's really not comfortable — for anyone — to have four adults living like sardines, or sardinen, in their language. You don't sound unreasonable to me. In fact, I'm trying to visualize four people, one bathroom, a tiny kitchen and what? Two air mattresses on the floor? With luck, you can find an inexpensive bed and breakfast or a small hotel not too far from you. — Margo, sensibly

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